Minister of Sinister
I am a mentor
Touring to
Mentally help the
meek
Downtrodden through
bad deeds.
I am a mentor
Ordained to
Praise the six day
work week while
Falling on
Bible belt knees.
I spread the word
with
An original
sin-tainted tongue
I spread my seed
And carry a concealed
handgun.
I am against a
woman’s right for
Abhorrent abortions,
and I don’t pay
taxes for drunks.
I travel with a
tattered briefcase
And a rolled-up
carpet in the trunk.
I am a mentor
Untormented
By fermented first-breath sin
I keep my hand in
the collection tin.
I am the mentor,
Aforementioned.
And I despise science.
It’s so easy to
sleep
When you don’t
have a conscience.
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